(one, two, three four) Get out the duvet Because you don't seem to understand That I have a little raisin Hidden somewhere deep in my pants Get out the duvet Because you don't seem to understand That I have a little raisin Hidden somewhere deep in my pants I WENT TO THE KOWLOON WALLED CITY I DON'T LIKE YOUR TITTIES DOES YOUR PENIS HAVE A MOHAWK WITH WINGS? I WOULD THINK THAT WOULD BE PRETTY MEAN WHY ARE SPIDER MONKEYS REAL? YOU CAN'T BE A SPIDER OR A MONKEY, IT'S NOT ALLOWED JESUS SHOULD FUCKING SMITE THEM WHY ARE SPIDER MONKEYS REAL? YOU CAN'T BE A SPIDER OR A MONKEY, IT'S NOT ALLOWED JESUS SHOULD FUCKING SMITE YOU (one, two, three four) Get out the duvet Because you don't seem to understand That I have a little raisin Hidden somewhere deep in my pants Get out the duvet Because you don't seem to understand That I have a little raisin Hidden somewhere deep in my pants Hello, this is Houston. I really need to take a shit

GET READY FOR THE WORLD'S SMALLEST PIZZA OOOOOOO GET READY FOR THE WORLD'S SMALLEST PIZZA OOOOOOO GET READY FOR THE WORLD'S SMALLEST PIZZA OOOOOOO GET READY FOR THE WORLD'S SMALLEST PIZZA OOOOOOO Are tumours edible? Let's find out! MY GENDER IS BROKEN, YOU BETTER TELL ME TO FIX IT, YOU BETTER TELL ME TO FIX IT MY GENDER IS BROKEN, YOU BETTER TELL ME TO FIX IT, YOU BETTER TELL ME TO FIX IT MY GENDER IS BROKEN, YOU BETTER TELL ME TO FIX IT, YOU BETTER TELL ME TO FIX IT MY GENDER IS BROKEN, YOU BETTER TELL ME TO FIX IT, YOU BETTER TELL ME TO FIX IT My nasal cavity constantly creates corn to shoot out My nasal cavity constantly creates corn to shoot out My nasal cavity constantly creates corn to shoot out ha, you expected me to do a fourth repetition of that, but I didn't play that- I didn't record that much. Here's the next part, or the end of the song I haven't decided yet. Loser.

I went to a local band's show in February I didn't know what to think about it You bet I probably thought it was shit I can't go to the bathroom anymore because I have an ass up my foot in the door Don't wanna listen to piss; better change it from skrillex Sold my car to buy 80 thousand carrots The rate of exchange was made by conservatives So tired of bullshit Wish I could say that I wrote this disgrace in way under five minutes But I actually didn't Because I try to hard at everything, oh my god Zmmm, that was That hurt I'm excited for the vacuum entry The entry of the vacuum IN MY ASS (in my ass) Tell me about dysentery As I'm reaching UP MY ASS (up my ass) Wish I could write diverse lyrics But I'm stuck WITH MY ASS (with my ass) Pour hot soup on my head So I can IGNORE THE GLASS AAAAAAAAAAAA IT BURNS (TELL ME ABOUT SHOES, CARTER!) it's not about the shoe, it's about the person that walks in the shoe It's not about the color, it's not about the shape or texture or brand It's about the- It's a- it's about the shoe, it's not- No, it's not about the- no It's not about the shoe, it's *wheeze* It's- it's about *wheeze* it's about he who walks in them It's about- it's about what ya do when you're wearing the shoe It's about It's not important who made the shoe, uhh It's not important why, the shoe It's not important if it smells like asparagus It's a shoe, come on There's no reason to be- uh, so obsessed about shoes Anyway Shoes: not important!