I bet you're mad at ben Afflack He has a dord that you cannot fucking afford I think you better wave the ass flag I drive a 1796 honda accord [Chorus] I can eat a whole cylinder of non-specific chip brand in 40 minutes (x4) I'll vicariously masturbate to the porn I watch (God is a horny bitch cunt) while staring into space (Moneymoneymoneymoney) God has a banana plan for you (Sourdough ice cream dream) He's gonna turn you into fish paste fondue (AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA) I ate a condom (The kind that my mom lived in) WHY DID GOD MAKE ME LIVE MY ENTIRE LIFE IN VACAVILLE [Chorus] My lips are so chapped that I can't smile when I laugh "Do the lyrics we rehearsed" (Give the mic to evan unprompted) Cum blaster mcgee, oh my oh me He went into a tree and turned into a knee "Do it again" (gives evan the mic again) (Possibly cut him off with the next part of the song) Microplastics taste so goddamn delicious Eat them you loser, they are delicious [Chorus] [Chorus]

I wanna put truck nuts on a grandma house I wanna put truck nuts on my spouse I wanna put truck nuts on the trailer park sign No, I swear to pleebus, I am not feeling fine Because there aren't enough truck nuts There aren't enough I wanna put truck nuts on a grandma house I wanna put truck nuts on my spouse I wanna put truck nuts on the trailer park sign No, I swear to pleebus, I am not feeling fine Because there aren't enough truck nuts There aren't fucking enough I take most of the oxygen and you fuckers breathe the rest I base my whole personality on something with no practical purpose Let's go to Fig Fred's house because he sells what the stores don't supply If I can't compensate for my small penis, surely I'll die I wanna put truck nuts on my elbow I wanna put truck nuts in the snow I wanna put truck nuts on a very large lime No, I swear to pleebus, I am not feeling fine Because there aren't enough truck nuts There aren't enough I wanna put truck nuts on my elbow This is not the rhythm There aren't enough truck nuts There aren't enough I have a little raisin, it is in my colon I went to the store to go buy me- wait, we already used that Where am I? SUPPORT SMALL BUSINESSES YeAh Lemon supply There is radiator fluid in my walls It wasn't like it was before I can feel him at the door Why is my life such a bore Why am I being ignored? IF YOU SERIOUSLY MAKE ME JOIN A TOWNHOUSE APARTMENT I'LL SCREAM INTO A FUCKING PILLOW WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY WALMART CUMBAGS WALMART CUMBAGS WALMART CUMBAGS CUMBAGS WALMART CUMBAGS WALMART CUMBAGS WALMART Who am I? But Walmart

Car batteries are my favorite food They taste so good going down my GI tract And that's a fact I pull out your schlong and I take a fat bite Needs more salt It's funny because I'm a bottom, haha We're running out of time My heart is shaped like a rupert drop Sometimes it's strong and sometimes it explodes Cat blob is in the house, why is he in my house? Please help me kick him the fuck out It makes me uncomfortable; it kinda just sits there Looking like reddit's biggest asshole I need a vacuum cleaner now

You're a basic banana I don't know where the bathroom is I need to go there to enter the piss abyss It is so dearly missed I split my ice pops unevenly; it's making me cringe I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE BATHROOM IS WELCOME TO THE PISS ABYSS this album is pretty good It has guitar and shit That's about it, I guess God dammit I LIKE TO MICROWAVE ALL MY FOOD IT'S CALLED PIZZAZZ, NOT URANIUM I PUT A BLUEBERRY ON A DUDE I TOOK A HAMMER AND OPENED HIS CRANIUM SUCK MY DICK SUCK MY DICK SUCK MY DICK SUCK MY DICK You're a basic banana I don't know where the bathroom is I need to go there to enter the piss abyss It is so dearly missed I split my ice pops unevenly; it's making me cringe I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE BATHROOM IS WELCOME TO THE PISS ABYSS

My house smells like satan's 17 homunculus children and I don't have any lyrics left I'm gonna turn you into a macaroni In order to sandwich you between my ass and my tits And throw you off the deck I want to give birth to jords jejson while staring at a speck Uvula QUEEF IN MY BOOTS QUEEF IN MY BOOTS

I like to piss on old ladies It's a goddamn hobby of mine I wish I could have kissed my clone But it was just a dream and I'm alone And it made me mad because I wanted to cream But while asleep, I never even got that close Even though she told me it was fine, damn it I wish I had the hindsight to know The salt lake temple has a secret mormon chamber They hide the extra morons and release them as replacements, I hate it That's the reason that their city never changes Do you ever notice their clothes? They couldn't find their friend cause no one knows Which suit and tie is their own Their entire fucking church is a joke As well as their invented fake sex It's kinda sad, honestly. Like look it up; it's stupid I consume gum like it's candy Now I can't get my childhood back College book stores make me angry Oh god oh fuck DMCA on the track (Steam, more like peam No idea what that means Cum is my lemon boy dream Don't tell me how to destroy the government) I like to masturbate to tom sawyer Not the story or the kid but the book itself I need a nintendo vacuum cleaner It's supposed to be healthy for my health And maybe I'll see a space elf Goblin stealth alright, that was stupid

Jesus christ, this thing It's far more slippery than my deenis I may be continent now but be prepared At 94 I'll shit so hard that nothing will compare I live in poverty and assholes Shit I mean and with assholes Meet me at the bronx condom building Where Aaron's corpse will be going Balls? More like not at alls I'll invent a way to 68 someone It'll involve a gun, it'll be so much fun And I'll make sure there's chewing gum (Chorus) EGG LORE EGG LORE ACTIVATE EGG RESPONSE ACTIVATE EGG RESPONSE(x2) I JUST LEFT THE BATHROOM WHY ARE MY JORTS FILLED WITH PISS I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS STUPID GODDAMN URETHRA I'M AN ADULT I GO TO COLLEGE I LAUGH AT THE WORD POO I HAVE MORE KNOWLEDGE WHAT'S IT TO YOU (Repeat chorus) (Outro) Ascending colon Ascending colon My brain is shitting My brain is shitting (Repeat) I can only cum if spook the dog is playing aaron, fuck I'm gonna spend your money on a fuck truck, yeah I meant to say shitting in the last part, not shifting I can't wait to go to college because I'll have a knowledge Aaaaaaaa the password to my phone is-